I talked to Breacher about this application stuff, and basically he said that I shouldn't take it seriously at all. So here it is, a very serious application written in an unserious manner. :D
Name: Kristian (“Oh noes, a “christian” joining Sacrilege, that’s weird ewww!”.. Well for your information I’m a godforsaken heretic, if the righteous had their way I’d be impaled by a stick and burned with cleansing fire.. :D Fate had a laugh when my name was decided.)
Age: 18
Email: Jaxser@msn.comLocation: Denmark, where the Vikings come from YAAARGHHGHGH! .. Oh BUURN!! .. sorry, my genetic KILL!! .. heritage has a rather RAPE!! .. unpleasant effect on SLAUGTHER!! .. my language.. :P
How many hours do you intend to play weekly: Gaming doesn’t come first on the priority list, but when I have some spare time I’ll try to use most of it on games, which should amount to about ONE BILLION HOURS of gaming per week. Unfortunate for me, there’s a reality dysfunction affecting only my life so that in most of my spare time I’ll be trapped in a dimension filled with fluffy unicorns, flying panthers and space turtles, living in a world ruled by teletubbies on crack. Thus, I only get to play something like 10-? hours per week. True story. :P
What is your gameplay style (tank, nuke, healer, etc.): The kind of gameplay that owns! (Bullshit aside, it depends a lot on the game itself.)
MMO History: Leaving out all the small fry games: Planetside, Final Fantasy 11, World of Warcraft.
Current Games you play: Dawn of War 2, Team Fortress 2, and a bit of Mass Effect.
How Did You Hear About us? From the voices in my head! Or from the Global Agenda forums, sometimes it’s hard to discriminate between the two. :D
Do you have...
AIM? Nope.
Xfire? Nein.
Ventrilo? Oui.
A working microphone? Soon. (I had one, but it went suicidal a few hours ago, that damned bastard, may it suffer in electronic hell)
Tell us about your gaming past...My dad runs his own little IT company, this had the peculiar effect on me that I was able to turn on a computer and start a game at the age of 2, already corrupted and tainted for life. Since then, I’ve been a gamer, and have played more or less every kind of genre throughout the years, but I’ve in particular fallen for MMO games.
Tell us a little more about yourself...I’m a pretty relaxed guy, working and studying to my heart’s content. I exercise a good deal to stay in shape and for the fun of it. Most of the time I entertain myself with more nerdy activities and interests though, books, movies, the internet and such filthy things as anime. Other than that, I like to smash and kill while escaping reality for a bit. But I guess you already knew that. xD
Note: Even though I'm applying for the Global Agenda division of your clan, I'm not currently in the alpha. That being said, I hope for a beta spot, and if that doesn't happen, I'm absolutely confident that I'll buy the game as soon as possible, so eventually I'll be able to join you guys in game. Basically I thought to myself that it wouldn't hurt to be a little ahead of time concerning finding an agency. :P
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